Catch-Phrases That Won't Catch-On But Help Us Feel Superior During This Stressful Playoff Spot Chase

Monday, 03.19.2012 / 12:22 PM
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Catch-Phrases That Won\'t Catch-On But Help Us Feel Superior During This Stressful Playoff Spot Chase

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me"

Over the course of the final 10 games the sticks and 'stones' part will be up to the Stars.

I, however, have compiled some mildly hurtful words.

Oh. And if some holier than thou clown from one of these Western Conference cities states that 'When you throw dirt you merely lose ground', tell them to kiss your balloon knot.

In the meantime I am planning to walk around my neighborhood naked and ranting due to what I will later blame on "extreme exhaustion and dehydration"

Enjoy.

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WESTERN CONFERENCE
  TEAM GP W L OT GF GA PTS
1 ANA 76 47 22 7 222 213 101
2 NSH 75 46 21 8 214 180 100
3 STL 74 46 21 7 226 182 99
4 CHI 73 44 23 6 207 167 94
5 MIN 74 42 25 7 211 183 91
6 VAN 74 43 27 4 212 199 90
7 WPG 75 39 24 12 212 197 90
8 LAK 74 37 23 14 199 184 88
9 CGY 74 40 27 7 217 195 87
10 DAL 74 36 28 10 232 236 82
11 SJS 74 36 30 8 207 210 80
12 COL 74 34 28 12 200 206 80
13 EDM 74 21 40 13 177 254 55
14 ARI 75 23 44 8 158 249 54

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2014-2015 REGULAR SEASON
SKATERS: GP G A +/- Pts
J. Benn 74 27 44 -4 71
T. Seguin 64 33 34 -1 67
J. Spezza 74 16 40 -4 56
J. Klingberg 57 10 27 7 37
C. Eakin 70 17 17 -2 34
A. Goligoski 74 4 30 0 34
T. Daley 61 16 17 -10 33
A. Hemsky 68 11 21 -7 32
S. Horcoff 70 11 17 7 28
V. Fiddler 72 12 14 -5 26
 
GOALIES: W L OT Sv% GAA
K. Lehtonen 33 14 10 .908 2.82
J. Enroth 14 26 2 .900 3.28
 
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