Catch-Phrases That Won't Catch-On But Help Us Feel Superior During This Stressful Playoff Spot Chase
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me"
Over the course of the final 10 games the sticks and 'stones' part will be up to the Stars.
I, however, have compiled some mildly hurtful words.
Oh. And if some holier than thou clown from one of these Western Conference cities states that 'When you throw dirt you merely lose ground', tell them to kiss your balloon knot.
In the meantime I am planning to walk around my neighborhood naked and ranting due to what I will later blame on "extreme exhaustion and dehydration"
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